I can now tie a torniquet, palpate for the juiciest vein, poke an IV needle straight in, draw out some blood to confirm venous access, then inject 10mg dexamethasone right in, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, since I did that on my left arm! I’m now a qualified intravenous drug user! next: inserting an endotracheal tube into my throat if I stop breathing.

Nope antihistamine was completely insufficient for my hypersensitivity to Latino bugs